Fiftieth Birthday Gift Idea

Fill a small jar with all colors of jelly beans with the following prescription attached:

Take on pill as instructed for the conditions indicated:

Pink: Wrinkles

White: Baldness

Orange: Deafness

Purple: Arthritis

Green: Constipation

Black: Forgetfulness

Red: Hardening of the arteries

When in doubt: Take one of each!

A label on the top should read: Old Age Pills