Fundraising Idea – Income Tax Form

Author Unknown

Since taxes have become the style,

We’ve come up with a dilly;

We’ll have some fun, and make some “dough”.

For our tax is really silly.

Just figure up the things you own,

And gladly pay your fee;

For you can see that we are taxing

Your dearest property.

Now when the tax is finished,

You’ll know just what you owe –

So send the form straight back to us,

But please, don’t forget the DOUGH.

	ITEM	FEE	YOU OWE
I live in a	House	$ .25
	Apartment	$ .20
	Trailer	$ .15
I have a	TV	$ .25
	Radio	$ .20
	Car	$ .25
	Camper	$ .25
	Telephone (including cell)	$ .25
I own	Stereo	$ .15
	Watch	$ .20
	Eye glasses	$ .20
	Bird	$ .15
	Dog	$ .25
	Contact Lenses	$ .20
My Age	Under 50	$ .25
	Over 55	Claim exemption
My Family	Mother	$ .10
	Father	$ .10
	Husband	$ .10
	Children	$ .10 each
	Grandchildren	$ .05 each
	Brothers	$ .10 each
	Sisters	$ .10 each
My full name	Number of letters	$ .05 each letter
My address	Number of numbers	$ .10 each number

Total Taxes Due $ _________________

Thank you. We will use it effectively for God’s kingdom.